Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.