when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.