clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.