Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I meow when my cat meows.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.