When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Be a loner at school

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.