Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.