When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Mayada stupid

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.