Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.