Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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check shower for murder then pee

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.