- Things You Think Only You Do

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.