When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Pee in the shower

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.