trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.