When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Being fat

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.