While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.