When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes I toot.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I mean Diana Ross.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.