If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Eat ice by itself

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.