Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.