Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.