- Things You Think Only You Do

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

sing like a pro in da shower

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Brake for tail-gaters

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.