I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Be a loner at school

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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blink

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.