Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I piss in the bed every night

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Be a loner at school

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.