Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.