When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Poo really loud

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Vote for the other guy

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Being fat

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.