When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.