when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.