I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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blink

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.