When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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humiliating little girls

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.