RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.