Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.