I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.