Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.