Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.