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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.