I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Being fat

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.