Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Pee in the shower

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.