Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I think about other women when having sex

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.