Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.