When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.