When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Vote for the other guy

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.