Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.