Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.