Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Vote for the other guy

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.