When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.