Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.