When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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This song will not come out of my head!

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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My parents are annoying.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.