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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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k. everyone
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.