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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

k. everyone

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Things You Think Only You Do

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