I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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check shower for murder then pee

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.