sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Picking my nose.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.