Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I never feel bored

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.