I have walked into a sliding glass door

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Play Minecraft

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.