Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Poop naked.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I never feel bored

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.