Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Play Minecraft

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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speak proper english

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.