Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.