- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

look at bins as i walk past them

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.