Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Picking my nose.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.