I think about other women when having sex

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Boinked my neighbor

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.