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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Courtesy flush.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.