Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.