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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman
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I have seen a UFO
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.