being super bored at school

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.