Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.