I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.