Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.