Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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KICK THE CAN

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.